A phone that does everything

Everything.
Nothing extra.

Every app still works. The pull doesn't.

"I would love to divorce my smartphone and only use it at certain times." HN thread, April 2026
14:07

The problem

Screen time apps rely on willpower. Dumb phones remove capability. Neither works.

96+ pickups per day
Asurion, 2019
4.5h daily screen time
Ofcom, 2025

How it works

Your bank app works. Your group chat works. The feed doesn't.

Instant

Calls, messages, maps, music, camera, email. Native. Instant. Zero friction. These are why you keep this phone.

Through a wrapper

Social media through controlled wrappers. Instagram without the feed. YouTube without autoplay. The utility without the trap.

Through friction

Any app you need. Banking, rideshare, work tools. Open when you choose to. Behind deliberate friction.


AI Agent

Say it. Done.

There is friction on the home screen, but none on your intent. When you know what you want, the agent does it. Call Mum, navigate to the station, set a 20 minute timer. You never pass a feed on the way to the task.

Try it Type a command, press Enter
> call mom
  resolves contact. dialling.

Why Kern

Every competitor either removes capability or relies on willpower. We do neither.

Physical keyboard

BlackBerry-style QWERTY. Every navigation step is a choice. You can't mindlessly scroll with directional keys.

Notification control

You choose per app: deliver instantly, batch hourly, or silence. DMs always get through. Likes and recommendations wait.

No lock-in

Standard protocols. CardDAV, CalDAV, IMAP. No mandatory accounts. No vendor dependency. Your data stays yours.

Privacy-first

No Google services by default. On-device AI processing. Cloud is opt-in. The phone listens when you tell it to. Never otherwise.


Why this one stays in your pocket

Minimalist phones end up in a drawer within six months.

Restriction works until your concert tickets are on an app. Until banking only authenticates through push notifications. Until your friends moved to WhatsApp. Then the old phone comes out of the drawer. The minimalist phone goes into it.

Kern isn't restriction. Every app still runs. Banking, rideshare, 2FA, tickets. The defaults are rearranged, not the capabilities. A phone you pick up on purpose. A phone you put down without a fight.


Waitlist

Pick up. Do the thing. Put down.

Starting at £249. Sign up for early access.

First UK cohort, late 2026. Waitlist members invited first. No card until it ships.

We'll only email you when the first cohort opens.